Kapag ang asukal nabasa, nalulusaw at maaaring mawala ang tamis. Parang TAO. Kahit gaano siya ka-sweet sayo, kapag pinaluha mo, NAGBABAGO.
feelingmoganun:
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Girl tumakbo sa ex nya na mahal pa siya..
feelingmoganun:
Girl: (umiiyak)WALA NA KAMI. NILOKO NYA KO. SABI NYA AKO LANG PERO PINAGPALIT NYA KOO!
Boy: ANO BA??!! wag mo nga akong yakapin, di mo ko unan! wag mo kong iyakan, di ako panyo! at wag mong ibuhos angemosyon mo saken dahil DI MO AKO DIARY!
Girl: huh?? IKAW LANG MALALAPITAN KO. ano gusto mong gawin ko? :(
Boy: tumawag ka ng ambulansya!BAKA MAKAPATAY AKO!
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Dati may nagtanong sakin..
kimpoyfeliciano:
“NAGMAHAL KA NA BA?”
Sabi ko..
“SHEMPRE NAMAN! MARAMING BESES”
Tas nagtanong ulit siya..
“NASAKTAN KA NA BA?”
Naisip kita kaya sabi ko..
“OO. SOBRA :/”
(Source: kimpoyfeliciano, via iamcarinuhhhhh)
Have you heard of the Squid’s story?
feelingmoganun:
“Once upon a time, there were two squids. They had travelled till they met each other. Then they fell in love. They became a couple. Finally, they were married. On the day of the marriage, squid priest told them to hold hands. So they held each other’s hands. Held the hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands, held hands.”
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Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso…
feelingmoganun:
Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha ‘yang baboy?
Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! ‘Yong aso ang kausap ko!
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